Uptober hasn't happened yet.
Perhaps it just needs to be dusted off, like this:
(Source: https://x.com/PravattaMarcelo/status/1841775981297582457/photo/1)
Do you remember those days?
Blowing on the video game cartridges to make them work...
Those were the good old days...
The harder you blew, the more likely it was to work! Facts!
Hopefully bitcoin just needs to be cleaned off here and then it's ready to rip.